To the men and/or women who came into my back yard and pilfered my car last night at 2am:
Merry Christmas! I must have accidentally left the doors unlocked just for you--so you wouldn't have to smash any windows. And thank you for avoiding that. The cost to replace a window would've far outweighed the value of anything you might have stolen. Speaking of which, thanks for the little "heads up" that you are not at all intelligent. It's good to know that the $70 baby bjorn, $100 boots and and $170 car seat are still there... But you chose to take a hair brush and a bottle of lotion.
Also, now we know that you aren't homeless, because you left several pairs of warm mittens and a hat.
Didn't you see the container of Cheerios and half eaten bag of roasted almonds I left you? Must not have. Guess you weren't that hungry.
Not sure what you were looking for, but if spreading Christmas cheer was your goal, you may want to rethink your strategy.
The only thing you did was prove to us that you are probably very young and certainly very foolish. So thanks!
I feel sorry for you if your greatest thrill in life is taking from others. Maybe try volunteering, it's an adrenaline rush. ;)
Oh yeah, I almost forgot!
My husband carries a gun and is a night owl... So you may want to choose your next victims a little more carefully!
Merry Christmas!
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